Joshua Tuscan is

SEAGOAT

Joshua Tuscan once cried because he couldn't draw a tree the way he saw it in his head. Granted, it was kindergarten, but it was a defining moment. One of his lifelong goals has been to ride a horse through a shallow lake, seriously, it's in his grade school journal. He watches a lot of movies and sometimes he fears that it is cutting into his ability to learn foreign languages. Oh yeah, he likes to write beautiful, validated code.